Saturday, March 6, 2010

Conspiracy Theory

It seems pretty obvious that KStew and RPattz are together, what with them going to see his sister's band play together, and KStew showing up at the Remember Me premiere. But there's a small part of me that wonders if we're being set up, or if there's a cover up. Yes, I'm a paranoid freak. But what if...

What if Summit totally owns them? Like, RPattz and KStew signed a contract saying they would do whatever it took to promote this series. And part of that includes generating mystery around whether or not they are an item. This means avoiding questions about their relationship, and even traveling to a British Island around New Year's, where a "fan" takes a picture and it makes it to the Internet.

Then one of them says something stupid about hating vaginas, and now the other contractually has to show up all over his life to distract attention from that. Do you think? Do you? Nah... I don't really think so either. I think they're really item. Why on earth I don't know. He seems nice and she seems... not nice.

I think that they'll show up at the Academy Awards together. They're pretty much "out." It's time. What do you think?